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50 Cent's protégé Hot Rod drops the "Osama Bin Laden Is Dead" jam you've been waiting for

Face it: They could release both a grisly death photo and a video of his swift burial at sea, but it wouldn’t really feel like Osama Bin Laden is dead until someone slapped together a celebratory dance song and dropped it on iTunes. So rejoice, for 50 Cent’s G-Unit protégé Hot Rod has done just that, releasing “Osama Bin Laden Is Dead” to a nation desperate for some sense of closure, preferably driven by cheap jock-jam synths and peppered with Charlie Sheen references. In addition to Cinco de Mayo, it looks like you now have the long-overdue assassination of a terrorist figurehead as an excuse to party like you just moved one step closer to healing the wounds of 9/11, y’all. [Buzzfeed]

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