- A recently unearthed treasure trove of easy-fit jeans.
- A Sears Easter catalog circa 1989.
- Dennis Quaid's wig from Great Balls Of Fire.
- Sally Jesse Raphael's glasses.
- Gary Busey's teeth.
- Gary Busey's sense of shame.
- A deep-seated hatred for Jonah Hill, apparently.
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