And now, let's imagine the sounds of Hugh Jackman's veins in this first official photo from The Wolverine

And now, let's imagine the sounds of Hugh Jackman's veins in this first official photo from The Wolverine

[Sustained high-pitched whistling, like a tea kettle close to boiling over]

[Roar of rushing liquid, as though a flash flood tearing through a sewer grate]

[The sound of rubber being stretched and tormented, like a balloon being blown up to its breaking point]

[Deep, rhythmic throbbing, reminiscent of a packed dance club heard from behind the velvet-roped area outside where the bouncer won't let you in, even though he just let those three tarted-up blondes cut right to the front. "What the fuck?" you yell, and the vein-bouncer just shrugs like, "What are you gonna do about it?"]

[A million cells screaming, "Yaaaaaaaaaargggggghhhhhh!" in unison, as they put on some Limp Bizkit and set about smashing platelets and shit

[Weirdly enough, some wind chimes]

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