Jersey Shore star D.J. Pauly D—whose ability to skirt in-house animosities always leaves his personal life as immutable as his hairdo, and free to offer wry yet obvious commentary on the ceaseless parade of Shakespearean tragedy before him like a one-man Rosencrantz And Guildenstern Are Drunk, Yo—has been handed his very own spinoff, according to Radar. The show, which begins filming this month, already has a title—though it hasn’t been revealed yet, so we’re free to call it whatever we want in the interim, such as D.’s Nuts!, The Rake’s Progress Is Mad Hard, and Pauly (Not That One). What we do know for sure is that it will focus on D.’s burgeoning DJ career as he traverses the nation spinning house music and “doing things his fans love to watch,” such as taking full advantage of his sudden fame and having sex on camera.
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