In a decision that could have serious ramifications for everyone's Jolie-Pitt fantasy league, Angelina Jolie has chosen her youngest child, Vivienne, from a remarkably deep bench to co-star with her in Disney's upcoming Sleeping Beauty re-imagining Maleficent, effectively moving her to the head of any Jolie-Pitt draft picks. If you had Maddox, you're probably going to want to consider a trade, and to also stop being such an idiot. Maddox! Try picking up a magazine sometime, idiot. Anyway, Vivienne will join the film in which Angelina Jolie dresses in black and smirks a lot and also fairy tale stuff happens, with the anointed making her screen debut as the younger version of the Princess Aurora character played for now by Elle Fanning, until Vivienne Jolie-Pitt slowly usurps her, All About Eve-style.
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