Only hours after Congressman Anthony Weiner announced his resignation over dangerously bankrupting the nation’s supply of dick jokes, it was reported that Entourage creator Doug Ellin approached Weiner about making a cameo as himself in the showbiz porn's upcoming final season. Not surprisingly, Weiner hasn’t responded to Ellin’s question, perhaps because it’s only slightly more dignified than that Howard Stern guy asking if he was fully erect. By the way, this is the second entertainment job offer Weiner has received since leaving office, with the first coming from Hustler publisher Larry Flynt. Between this latest convergence and last season’s starring role for Hustler star Sasha Grey, it seems like Ellin and Flynt should maybe take a meeting?
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