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Ask Dr. Steve Brule: The audio answers

You all know Dr. Steve Brule, right? He offers solid advice about cleaning your driveway and eating fruit on Tim & Eric Awesome Show, Great Job! (He bears a striking resemblance to John C. Reilly, too.) Well, occasional guest spots on an 11-minute show weren't enough for the good doctor, so Adult Swim gave him his own show, Check It Out With Dr. Steve Brule, which premieres May 16. In honor of the occasion, Dr. Brule has agreed to answer your questions--audibly.

You e-mailed us your questions, and we selected the best ones for Dr. Brule to answer. For your health!

Dear dr. Steve Brule,
Why is it that women have long hair and men have short hair?

Hi Dr. Brule-
What time of day is best for going out for a jog?
Thanks! Dan

Dear Dr. Brule,
I need to buy some new clothes hangers and I’m torn between getting metal or plastic. Should I go for thrift or fashion?
Thanks, Paul B.

Dear Dr. Brule,
I'm a sophmore in college and I am having trouble getting a girlfriend. I dress nice, shower regularly, and try to be funny but nothing seems to work. What can I do to get the girls?
Thanks, Doug

Dear Dr. Brule,
My feet smell, even when they are clean.  I have to throw out sneakers after like two months because they start to stink so much.  What can I do to help?
Thanks, Jay

How can I make my website cooler?

Dear Dr. Brule,
As a medical professional, how do you feel about the recent health care reform bill?
Love, Max

How can I tell if my pants fit right and look good?

What's your favorite color?

Dear Dr. Steve Brule,
What are your thoughts on medical marijuana?

Dear Dr. Steve Brule -
Do you have any tips for shopping for a new mattress?  I don't want to get ripped off (again!).
Thanks, Danielle

What are some great, to-go, healthy sandwich ideas?

Dear Dr. Brule,
When I rub my eyes really hard, I can see a lot of colors.  Is this bad?
Thanks, Karl

What was your childhood like?