This week alone, Justin Bieber has ruthlessly abandoned his pet monkey, unapologetically worn a ski mask and a fedora at the same time, and dodged some cops after the fuzz found some weed on one of his buses, so it makes a lot of sense that the denizens of the Internet have realized that, hey, that Canadian pop star kid kind of looks like King Joffrey from Game Of Thrones. Enter Joffrey Bieber, a new Tumblr “where fiction’s biggest brat and real life’s biggest brat become one.” Watch the baby-faced pop star (pictured actually wearing pants that fit) teach Margaery Tyrell how to use a crossbow! Check out what that asshole Joffrey would look like wearing nerdy glasses with no lenses! Reminisce about Bieber’s old, bang-heavy haircut while looking at a picture of the pop star with Sansa Stark!
So far, the site’s a little thin on pictures, but no doubt there are millions of Bieber-hating, Game Of Thrones-loving manipulation wizards who can change that soon enough.