Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have always seemed like one of those unbeatable team-ups that could take over the world if they wanted to. It’d be like when Lex Luthor and The Joker decided to work together, and it took both Batman and Superman to stop them. Except Batman and Superman aren’t real, so Pitt and Jolie would walk all over us. Luckily, they have all of those kids to keep them busy, so it’s unlikely they’ll be conquering the Earth any time soon.
They may, however, work on another movie together. According to The Hollywood Reporter, Pitt and Jolie have agreed to do just that—though any actual details about such a movie remain a mystery. Still, THR’s “insiders” suspect that the film could be a Jolie-written drama about a couple taking a vacation together to save their marriage. Jolie’s apparently been sitting on this script for a few years, presumably waiting until she could find someone to believably play her husband. “Maybe Channing Tatum,” she probably said to Pitt across the breakfast table one morning. “I bet he doesn’t drink juice right out of the carton like some kind of animal.” Then Pitt sheepishly promised not to do that anymore if he could be in her movie, and here we are.
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