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Bruce Willis Is A Wannabe Wolfman

Jack Kukoda & Amelie Gillette discuss important terrible things.

It's almost Valentine's Day! In honor of the holiday, Amelie Gillette and Onion News Network Senior Writer Jack Kukoda don't mention the holiday once. (Not even the Garry Marshall version.) Instead they discuss Bruce Willis's tips for wolf-killin'; the baby version of Shark Week; whether or not it's possible to ruin the Jersey Shore brand; and more. It is so Dereon.

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