There’s almost no information beyond that headline, but here goes: The New York Times is reporting that Bryan Cranston has agreed to write a memoir for Scribner (purveyor of such fine readables as The A.V. Club’s Inventory book!), to be published in fall of 2015. A statement says that Cranston will “tell the stories of my life and reveal the secrets and lies that I lived with for six years shooting Breaking Bad.” In the interest of padding out this Newswire, here are some possible titles:
Heisenberg In The Middle
I Am The One Who Memoirs
Tread Lightly: My Life On The Small Screen And Beyond
I Am The Danger (But Only On That One Show, Otherwise I’m Super Nice)
We’re Done When I Say We’re Done, Which Is At Precisely 346 Pages
You’ll Never Cook Meth In This Town Again
Please add your own in the comments, as if I had to say that.
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