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Bryan Cranston will write a memoir, promises Breaking Bad stories

There’s almost no information beyond that headline, but here goes: The New York Times is reporting that Bryan Cranston has agreed to write a memoir for Scribner (purveyor of such fine readables as The A.V. Club’s Inventory book!), to be published in fall of 2015. A statement says that Cranston will “tell the stories of my life and reveal the secrets and lies that I lived with for six years shooting Breaking Bad.” In the interest of padding out this Newswire, here are some possible titles:

Heisenberg In The Middle

I Am The One Who Memoirs

Tread Lightly: My Life On The Small Screen And Beyond

I Am The Danger (But Only On That One Show, Otherwise I’m Super Nice)

We’re Done When I Say We’re Done, Which Is At Precisely 346 Pages

You’ll Never Cook Meth In This Town Again

Please add your own in the comments, as if I had to say that.


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