There's this thing this weekend in New York called the Eugene Mirman Comedy Festival that A.V. Club New York has some free tickets to. You can read a guide to it all here. You can also enter to win (via the first link) two spots for free admission to the special Tearing The Veil Of Maya show on Sunday, with drink tickets, given away at Mirman's behest. We asked Mirman himself what would be a good question for prospective winners to answer, and here's what he said...
"What would be a great pickup line to use on Eugene if you both just left a supermarket where a fire alarm went off?"
So, to enter: Send your response to the above query (don't sweat it too much, but know that Mirman will be picking the winner) in by Thursday Sept. 17 at 4 p.m. EST. Further details and contact information can all be found here. Good luck.
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