Caption Contest: What is Jason Statham thinking? 

Caption Contest: What is Jason Statham thinking? 

In the interest of science, creativity, and the science of creativity, we're posting a film or TV still every week, and we're going to ask you to come up with a clever caption. Whoever's caption gets the most likes will win some kind of nonsense prize from The A.V. Club office, most likely a Simpsons toy of some sort. The winner of the last contest, about Mama, was MyNameIsNoneOfYourGoddamnBusin, who said, “Linus in ‘Abandon All Hope Ye Who Enter Here, Charlie Brown.’”

Make sure you post your caption as a new comment, not as a reply, so we can sort out the winner. And though we know you'll be tempted to go for the easy, gross joke, remember that our commenting policy isn't out the window here. This week’s still comes from Parker, which A.V. Club Statham Correspondent Josh Modell found lacking. Here’s one to get you started:

“Now that Larry Hagman’s dead, I hope the producers of Dallas see me in this cowboy hat. That show needs a lot more of people’s necks getting broken.”