Caption contest: What's happening in this G.I. Joe scene?

Caption contest: What's happening in this G.I. Joe scene?

In the interest of science, creativity, and the science of creativity, we're posting a film or TV still every week, and we're going to ask you to come up with a clever caption. Whoever's caption gets the most likes will win some kind of nonsense prize from The A.V. Club office, most likely a Simpsons toy of some sort. The winner of the last contest, featuring one of many top-hat scenes from Oz The Great And Powerful, was Chalupacabra, who offered: "So you're the mayor of Gay Town, the one who the prophecies spoke of?" Well done, Chalupacabra, we'll be in touch.

Make sure you post your caption as a new comment, not as a reply, so we can sort out the winner. And though we know you'll be tempted to go for the easy, gross joke, remember that our commenting policy isn't out the window here. This week’s still comes from G.I. Joe: Retaliation. Here's one to get you started: 

"So maybe during breaks we could just run those 50 Shades Of Grey lines, cool?"