Caption Contest: What's in the minds of the Red Dawn cast?

Caption Contest: What's in the minds of the Red Dawn cast?

Probably not much, we know.

In the interest of science, creativity, and the science of creativity, we're going to begin posting a film or TV still every week, and we're going to ask you to come up with a clever caption. Whoever's caption gets the most likes will win some kind of nonsense prize from The A.V. Club office, most likely a Simpsons toy of some sort. Last week's winner is brulio2415, who captioned the Twilight photo with "How about in dog years?" Nice job, brulio, but I think it would've been slightly funnier if you'd said, "How old is that in dog years?" Still, you win something. We'll be in touch.

Make sure you post your caption as a new comment, not as a reply, so we can sort out the winner. And though we know you'll be tempted to go for the easy, gross joke, remember that our commenting policy isn't out the window here. This week's still comes from the remake of Red Dawn, which opens today. My caption, to get you started:

"Okay, can you just scooch in a little bit? And if the bride could just give me a little bigger smile..."