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Chicks With Steve Buscemeyes: For when Hollywood starlets just aren't creepy enough

Have you ever found yourself flipping through the latest issue of Us Weekly and thinking, “Gee, I wish this Hollywood starlet was less conventionally beautiful and more unsettlingly creepy,” then rectifying the situation by pasting over her youthful peepers with cut-outs of the aged-cow-udder eyes of Steve Buscemi? Of course you have! Thankfully, you can now carefully place your scissors and gluestick back in your crafting box and just click on over to Chicks With Steve Buscemeyes for all your disturbing-starlet needs. Check your boners at the door.

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