Fleshbot, the Gawker Media blog dedicated to all things porn-and-sex related has published the first known review (link NSFW) of Screeched, the homemade sex tape starring former Saved By The Bell star Dustin Diamond. And, as with Darren Aronofsky's The Fountain it will have to overcome deafening bad buzz if it hopes to find an audience. Reviewer Gram Potante finds little to like about the tape unless his description of the former Screech's partners as appearing "to be doing this of their own volition" counts. "There are too man shots of Diamond's face," Potante complains further remarking that "the video fails to reveal a hidden redeeming talent is the unkindest cut of all."
All of which raises an interesting question: What are your career options when you sink beneath homemade porn?
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