Tonight's premiere of American Horror Story: Asylum brings with it an all-new setting, all-new characters, and all-new asses. But for those who—like a self-centered moron who doesn't realize that his house is haunted until it's way too late—have trouble with acceptance, today brings the news that season one star Dylan McDermott is set to return to the show in a guest-starring role. There are no details as yet as to whom McDermott will be playing, but please note that Ryan Murphy has only confirmed the return of Dylan McDermott, not Dylan McDermott's naked ass. At last report, Dylan McDermott's naked ass was seen auditioning for a community theater production of Man of La Mancha, a part for which it doesn't really have the baritone.
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