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A new E! show will attempt to fix "botched" plastic surgeries for ratings

Two undoubtedly very selfless plastic surgeons have landed their own E! reality show—again, because E! is the most charitable, selfless network—in which they will try and fix victims of cosmetic surgery gone awry. Botched will premiere next summer or fall and follows doctors Terry Dubrow and Paul Nassif—both of whom are married, or were married, to women from Bravo’s Real Housewives franchise—while they work on reversing everything from“frightening facelifts, shocking bad boob and hideous nose jobs, to devastating tummy tucks and lopsided butt lifts.” The show will also follow the patients from the point they seek help until their dramatic reveal, which will no doubt be accompanied by a lot of talk about how Dubrow and Nassif have saved the patients’ lives, hearts, spirits, and butts. In the immortal words of Charles Dickens' Tiny Tim, "God bless us, every one!" 

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