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Jersey Shore's JWOWW and Antonio Sabato Jr. to hurl themselves into swimming pools in continued bid for your attention

Though the near-simultaneous announcement of two competing celebrity diving shows threatened to create a murky sea of reality television—a great, indiscernible wash into which people would hurl themselves while demanding that you watch them—today, at last, The Hollywood Reporter has parted that river of broken dreams. From henceforth, ABC's Celebrity Diving will be known as "that one with Greg Louganis," while Fox's Stars In Danger will be known as "that one where Jersey Shore's J-WOWW, two people from Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills, Terrell Owens, and Antonio Sabato, Jr. plunge headlong from medium heights, then disappear beneath the visible surface in a poignant metaphor for their lives that will never be explicitly acknowledged." Anyway, this should aid you with defining each show, if not the words "stars" or "danger." 

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