The rougher, tougher, sleeve-eschewing-er A&E had the No. 1 original program on cable with last night’s episode of Storage Wars—both the most-watched episode in Storage Wars’ brief history and the top show across the whole of cable with 3.3 million viewers. The No. 2 show? The 200th episode of Dog The Bounty Hunter, which had its largest audience since 2006 and brought in 3 million viewers overall. The nation’s rapacious hunger for repossession and bear mace knows no bounds.