Earlier this year, The A.V. Club and its sister publication The Onion expanded our empire to include the city of Philadelphia. We're happy to announce we've now added two more hamlets where residents can find our papers hitting the streets every Thursday—Omaha and Santa Fe—thus continuing to grow our vast media empire by staking claims in both the Great Plains and the Southwest. This won't be the last new city we expand into, though, so keep an eye out for more announcements in the coming weeks and months. And to the good people of Omaha and Santa Fe: Fear not, for our reign will be a gentle one.
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