With the recent announcement that the Jurassic Park dinosaurs will soon be expanding into their own Jurassic World, their rapid immigration upsetting close-minded people who have deeply ingrained prejudices against being eaten, talk has now turned to who will portray those who are so bigoted against being dinosaur food. Naturally, first on that list is Bryce Dallas Howard, who proved in The Help that she’s well versed in playing characters who think there ought to be barriers—whether it’s separate toilets for black and white folks, or some kind of giant, electrified fence. Of course, the nature of Howard’s role, as with everything on the fourth Jurassic Park film, still remains a secret. But it’s probably safe to assume that Howard will once again be taking a stand against those she regards as inhuman, just because they happen to be dinosaurs.
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