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The Hunger Games to create a deafening racket in malls across America

Utilizing the strategies of Twilight and Tiffany before them, the cast of The Hunger Games is going on a cross-country tour of America’s malls, hoping to build grassroots buzz for the forthcoming movie franchise based on the bestselling young-adult book series through sheer word-of-mouth. Various configurations of the film’s main ensemble will make themselves available for fans’ Hunger Games questions such as, “Do you feel as though Steven Soderbergh put a recognizable aesthetic stamp on his second-unit work?” and “SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!? Follow-up question: AAAAAAHHHH!!!!?” If you are a Hunger Games fan who lives in Los Angeles, Atlanta, Phoenix, Chicago, Miami, Dallas, Minneapolis, or Seattle, go here to find out which District kids you’ll soon be able to see at your local food court. If you live in those cities and are not a Hunger Games fan, go here to see what day you should consider maybe not going to the Gap.

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