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True Blood to stop it, just stop it in 2014

Sensing that it has at last run out of interesting stories to tell—then making several more seasons anyway by adding new monsters for Sookie Stackhouse to fuck—True Blood will actually stop being a show in 2014. HBO announced today that the previously confirmed seventh season will be the last to promise a naked Alexander Skarsgard, as well as some sort of plot line that enables a naked Alexander Skarsgard, as the show wraps its run with 10 new episodes airing next summer. “As we take a final walk through Bon Temps together, we will do our very best to bring Sookie's story to a close with heart, imagination and, of course, fun,” showrunner Brian Buckner said in a statement, with Heart, Imagination, and Fun presumably being the names of some new fairy-werewolf hybrid characters to be introduced whose distracting subplots you won’t care about.  

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