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Explore aura photography and sound baths at the In Goop Health conference

(Photo: JB Lacroix/WireImage/Getty Images)
(Photo: JB Lacroix/WireImage/Getty Images)

Like many of us, you’re probably feeling a little of out of sorts lately. Having problems with your sexual health? Your gut imbalance? Photographing your aura? As always, Gwyneth Paltrow is here to help. If following her lifestyle blog Goop, focused on mostly pink products (why, there’s that $8,500 Rolex Oyster watch I’ve been looking for) is not enough, the Washington Times reports that Paltrow has just announced In Goop Health, Goop’s first-ever wellness summit.

Even the attendee levels are named after crystals: After purchasing tickets at the Lapis ($500), Amethyst ($1,000), or Clear Quartz levels ($1,500), you’ll be able to visit the Goop exhibition floor and duck into a variety of guru-led sessions on aura photography, a floral remedy station, sound baths (which involve guess what, crystals), and even an IV drip for the hungover. Paltrow’s famous friends like Cameron Diaz, Lena Dunham, and Nicole Richie will also be around to offer their considerable wisdom on all things Goop-related. These levels also come with “complimentary swag,” but since attendance costs hundreds of dollars, we think Paltrow is a little rusty on what “complimentary” means. Those looking for enlightenment, as well as bone broth and non-toxic nail care, can visit the Goop website to sign up for the single-day event, which takes place in Los Angeles on June 10.

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