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Fictional Drugs

Even in the wild world of recreational drug use, sometimes the real thing just isn't enough. Sometimes writers need to imagine a narcotic with new effects--or new combinations of effects--to suit their needs. In this week's Inventory, we explore Glint, Spank, and Melange. To read about those and 15 more, you can visit the original article from which this episode is derived. Seriously, visit, it's fun.