After seeing a comment about this on nearly every article, I now realize what a foolish endeavor it was to not post this GQ photo of Community’s Alison Brie and Gillian Jacobs engaged in lesbian fetish-play. So by very fervent demand, here it is. Like the interview that accompanies the photo, this article about said interview and said photo serves zero purpose. It’s essentially just filler strung together to justify a bit of wish fulfillment. Really, I could be typing anything right now. Every year the U.S. produces around 50 million tons in salt. The house where Sylvia Plath killed herself was once owned by W.B. Yeats. Unlike many other bats, fruit bats do not use echolocation. Shopping list: contact lens solution, Swiffer replacements, scotch. See you Monday.
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