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Follow The Sorting Hat Bot on Twitter and be sorted into your proper house

Harry Potter And The Sorcerer's Stone
Harry Potter And The Sorcerer's Stone

Like many Harry Potter fans, you’ve probably spent some time pondering which house you would have been sorted into, were you a student at everybody’s favorite magical education facility. And sure, there are internet sites you can visit to get the Hogwarts experience of being sorted into a particular house. (Yeah, right, Hello Quizzy, like we’d be caught dead joining Slytherin.) But now there’s a new method, one that will clearly stand the test of time as the definitive method for finding out if you’re Ravenclaw, Hufflepuff, Gryffindor, or Slytherin. And that method is The Sorting Hat Bot.

Created by @tinysubversions, following the bot will result in your very own rhyming house assignation. It’s pretty straightforward, but like all fleeting whimsies on the internet, the momentary interest of our collective consciousness is already flooding the bot with followers, all of whom are waiting for their tailored response.

So go ahead and follow the Sorting Hat Bot, and you, too, will receive the gift of finally, finally being sorted into the proper house. Best of luck, enterprising young Twitter user.

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