Those who cannot wait another second to begin their TV relationship with Zooey Deschanel—who will probably never find anyone to appreciate her quirks, because she’s holding out for someone just like you—can get an early start on Fox’s New Girl right now at iTunes. The show about Deschanel’s quest to snare a man who can see through her goofy jokes and ability to be one of the guys and notice the thin, pretty, sexually voracious girl underneath will also debut on Fox’s website and Hulu beginning Sept. 13, a week before its TV debut. This is because New Girl speaks to a hip, Internet-savvy audience that’s as modern about its viewing habits as it is about nontraditional living arrangements between men and women. Oh you kids, with your iPads and your contemporary ideas about relationships.
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