A.V. Club Most Read

News Newswire Great Job, Internet!
TV Club All Reviews What's On Tonight
Video All Video A.V. Undercover A.V. Cocktail Club Film Club
Reviews All Reviews Film TV Music Books
Features All Features Random Roles Movie Review
Sections Film Tv Music Food Comedy Books Games Aux
Our Company About Us Contact Advertise Privacy Policy Careers RSS
Onion Inc. Sites The Onion The A.V. Club ClickHole Onion Studios

Game Of Thrones

 March 31, 2013

Testing the bounds to which Game Of Thrones fans can mine speculation out of the barest modicum of information, here's a new teaser for Game Of Thrones' third season—one that's only around 15 seconds in length and consisting of little more than a graphic and a brief voiceover. But it's not like there's anything else going on today, so let that speculation begin: Who can be heard saying, "The great war is between death and life, ice and fire. If we lose, the night will never end" besides the world's most inspiring hockey coach? It's not Peter Dinklage, that's for sure. Indeed, it sounds like a lady. We know that all ladies have an irrational hatred of ice. So, which one of the Game Of Thrones ladies doesn't like death? The debate rages.