Game Of Thrones Season 3

 March 31, 2013

After a second season that saw certain people asking, “Where are my dragons?” repeatedly and increasingly annoyingly, the trailer for season three of Game Of Thrones finally replies that here—here are your damn dragons, and they’re much bigger and therefore hopefully not so easily misplaced this time. Indeed, no doubt they're an important part of the impressively choreographed army that Daenerys has assembled, in addition to being part of the voiceover-promised death that’s coming for “everyone and everything” who weren’t already killed in the preceding two seasons. Unfortunately, that doesn’t include King Joffrey just yet, who defiantly proclaims, “Everyone is mine to torment,” in an obvious nod to the audience. But judging by the ominous mood—and everything you’ve learned by watching this show so far—probably best not to get too attached to anyone.

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