George R.R. Martin took some more time out of his busy “not writing sequels” schedule to appear on Gay Of Thrones, a Funny Or Die-based Game Of Thrones recap show. The entirety of the six-minute clip is pretty great, with its references to Tyrion “going to Jared” and Jon Snow looking as glamorous as Angela Bassett in Waiting To Exhale, but Martin doesn’t really show up until about four and a half minutes in, should that matter to you. Let this piece also serve as a reminder to you that real Thrones fans call Arya “baby Kristen Stewart,” not whatever else other, lamer people have come up with.
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