Get involved, Internet: The Daily Show is auctioning off its “Sexy Vagina” costume for charity 

Get involved, Internet: The Daily Show is auctioning off its “Sexy Vagina” costume for charity 

Last week Kristen Schaal continued her banner year as the Senior Women’s Issues Correspondent on The Daily Show by commenting on all the progress women’s Halloween costumes have made, growing from just a limited range of breast-bearing apparel to a the modern era's whole variety of “sexy” outfit options. And she brought along some great new costume ideas of her own. For men, there’s the “Sexy Hollywood Producer Who Hires Women Over 40 For Meaningful, Age Appropriate Roles,” and for women, there’s the get-right-to-the-point “Sexy Vagina,” plus optional pizza slice to entice Jon Stewart.

Now the show is auctioning off the elaborately stitched female anatomy costume for charity, though exactly what charity the proceeds will go to is kind of fishy, since right now it's just a blanket designation as a charity auction. Since it’s NSFW, the eBay listing requires adult verification, but as of right now there are 25 bids, pushing the price of the one-of-a-kind item close to $700. So if you feel like owning the many fabric folds of a unique costume used to shame Jon Stewart for his unnatural love of pizza and question the ceaselessly idiotic Halloween costume trends for women, get ready to pony up. Here's the full listing description from eBay:

If you're looking for that perfect outfit that will really upset your dad, this is the one!

**Purchaser is required to tweet The Daily Show a photo of themselves wearing the costume on Halloween while eating a slice of pizza.

Details:

  • One size fits most.

  • Anatomically correct, but not to scale.

  • Slips on and off. Warm. Feels like home.

  • Pairs well with giant penis costume. Or another vagina costume - we don't judge.

  • Available only in pink.

  • Ample pockets for storing keys, phone, or all the phone numbers you're gonna get for looking super-sexy!

  • May be unsuitable for homes with children or animals.

  • Inspired by Georgia O'Keefe because, you know, vaginas ;-)

  • Includes Certificate of Authenticity from The Daily Show.

  • Includes optional pizza accessory.

DISCLAIMER: This is a one-of-a-kind, custom-made costume. Delicate. Handle with care. Not intended for frequent use or prolonged wear. Also, please don't try to screw it.