Those who watch Game Of Thrones while wishing that there was an accompanying beer they could pound every time Joffrey does something punchable may soon have the officially licensed pathway to alcohol poisoning they so desire. According to a press release, HBO has partnered with New York's Brewery Ommegang to launch a series of Game Of Thrones-themed beers timed to the March 31 third season premiere, beginning with the first entry, Iron Throne Blonde Ale. The 750ml, $8.50-per-bottle beer—which will presumably feature notes of smug arrogance, Robert Baratheon ass sweat, and caramel—is the first of four to come that will "directly tie into themes, characters, and nuances" established in the show's universe. Someday soon you'll be declaring, "Man, I drank a ton of Varys' Inscrutable Power Plays Porter and got totally shitfaced on nuance last night."
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