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Here are the Jersey Shore costumes you'll get sick of seeing this Halloween

Much as last year’s Halloween was supposedly overrun by armies of Kate Gosselins, 2010’s hottest reality TV-spawned costumes are bound to be these inspired by Jersey Shore, because you certainly can’t find Bumpits and garish Armani Exchange T-shirts on your own. Choose from The Situation (also available in a “deluxe” edition with plastic abs), the pre-molded hair helmet of DJ Pauly D (with accompanying neck chain, headphones, and fake tribal tattoos), or two different varieties of Snooki (wig and disconcertingly orange skin tone sold separately), and instantly your Halloween night of binge drinking to the point of shameless exhibitionism will take on an absolving aura of irony. Bitch. [Costumecraze.com via Gawker]

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