Martin Scorsese’s longest film by about a minute, The Wolf Of Wall Street has the room for a lot of profanity. But how much, really? Slacktory Editor Zach Prewitt knows, because he counted 522 total uses of the word ‘fuck’ and its variants alone in the film, and handily compiled them into one dense, 4:30 minute sequence. While lacking the nuance of scripted all-fuck scenes, the assembly has the fucks flying so thick that the whole thing plays impressively like stop-motion in several places. The swears also have enough structural integrity that it’s a decent plot summary of the film—not that The Wolf Of Wall Street fucking cares, since it's already taken your ticket fee and spent it on hookers and blow.