The trailer for the first part of Lars von Trier’s Nymphomaniac lasted barely an hour before YouTube had it removed for clashing with the service’s rather provincial attitudes toward provocative art and naked vaginas. But this trailer for April’s Nymphomaniac: Part Two seems likely to stick around a lot longer, as the mostly just involves some winking talk about wood, some implicit under-the-table shenanigans, and some light bondage play, and the only exposed dick here is Shia LaBeouf. It’s also your first real look at the half of the film that’s dominated by Charlotte Gainsbourg’s performance, as well as co-stars Christian Slater, Willem Dafoe, and Stellan Skarsgard—none of whom are nude or doing nude things to each other in this preview, making it perfectly safe to watch at work, for once.
Unless you work in Romania, the YouTube of Europe, where Nymphomaniac: Part Two has already been banned from public viewing. (Or maybe it’s been banned from “pubic viewing”… you know... because of all the genitals.) Anyway, Romania’s gonna miss out on the strangest use of Talking Heads’ “Burning Down The House” in recent memory. (As well as all the genitals.)