Until now, the things Bart Simpson writes on the chalkboard during The Simpsons' opening credits were just little jokes that captured a specific point in time, like the time they misspelled Kristen Schaal's last name wrong. UNTIL NOW. These fine folks have compiled all 288 things Bart has written (there have been some repeats) just in time for the show's 500th episode. In the spirit of the South Park episode "Simpsons Already Did It," I should point out that someone has already done this sort of thing before, but now it's written on a chalkboard. For realism. Here they all are:
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