Thanks to the efforts of Grover Cleveland to keep exploited immigrant laborers from remembering the Haymarket Massacre and feeling empowered, lots of people in America are going to barbecues and drinking beer today. We're no different—but, like the barest of concessions made so that workers are conned into believing they're valued, we've given you a few things to keep you occupied, like a new Inventory, a Random Roles with Kathryn Hahn, appreciations for songs created with brotherly love and movies about space cowboys, and a long look at the real cowboys of Gunsmoke. Enjoy these and the spaces they provide to assemble peacefully in the comments. But don't even think about unionizing.
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