Justice reigns in America, everyone: Fox has pulled the terrible and underperforming I Wanna Marry “Harry.” That series, along with Fox’s other summer unscripted debut, Riot, won’t be on the schedule starting next week. We are finally liberated from the royal pretenders that threatened our primetime television blocs.
“Harry” will go to video-on-demand—truly, the ninth circle of televisual hell—while Riot has no immediate future. Both will not be missed much, though it was definitely fun to make jokes about the former.
No word as of yet on the future career prospects of Matthew Hicks, Prince Harry impersonator to the stars.
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