What with the impending crush of Snow White adaptations and their grab-ass game of rescheduling to vie for your dollars, you likely long ago stopped paying attention to any of them, assuming you ever did so in the first place. But now you have at least one reason to be, if not interested, then wryly curious in Universal’s Snow White And The Huntsman, as it’s just cast Ian McShane as one of the dwarfs. The man who can do as many crappy movies as he wants because he was Al Swearengen on Deadwood will star as Caesar, leader of a group of dwarfs that we can only presume is comprised of a bunch of tiny ignorant cocksuckers. And for those who are confused, there’s now the Snow White movie with Julia Roberts as the Evil Queen, the Disney version where the dwarfs are all samurais, and then Huntsman with Kristen Stewart, Chris Hemsworth, and Ian McShane. Or for brevity’s sake, there’s the Snow White movie with Ian McShane, and then a bunch of dumb shit.
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