Thanks to the sustainable garden that is environmentally conscious hipster tropes, Portlandia will go on for at least two more seasons, the network announced today, keeping it on the cleaner air that everyone could have if they just biked more through early 2015. The renewal comes on the heels of Fred Armisen’s recent low-key exit from Saturday Night Live, and suggests an effort on IFC’s part to lock that shit down before he once again decides to slip off somewhere unannounced. It’s also obviously welcome news for Portland, guaranteeing a continued booming business for the city’s progressive stereotype manufacturing plants. “Our smokestacks will be happily belching forth mustache wax and artisanal soap carvings for many moons to come!” Portland’s industrial tycoons are saying right now.
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