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Insane Clown Posse gives thumbs down to "certified chick flick" Water For Elephants 

Just in case the lukewarm reviews didn't convince you to avoid the R-Patz and Reese Witherspoon vehicle Water For Elephants, perhaps Insane Clown Posse's Violent J and Shaggy 2 Dope can keep you away from the theater. Reviewing the film for MTV's Next Movie, the two rappers predictably don't have too many positive things to say, but they do admit to crying at The Notebook, making Water For Elephants an inferior film in their estimation. Violent J purports that any man who sits through this "big fat fuckin' love story" with their girl should get some "skins" for their sacrifice, but Shaggy 2 Dope actually had some faint praise for Robert Pattinson, even if he doesn't measure up to Leonardo Dicaprio.

The best part: They both vehemently agree that Austrian-born Academy Award-winner and all-around badass Christoph Waltz is no better than a knock-off version of James Woods (not to mention mistakenly thinking Waltz is from the U.K), who in their opinion would've been a much better choice for the Ringmaster. Perhaps they'll be tapping Woods for their next masterpiece of exploitation cinema to round out Big Money Hustlas and Big Money Rustlas into a trilogy for the Juggalos and Juggalettes. 

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ICP's review is one in a series called Rappers Review Movies. This week's review? MC Hammer tells us that he can respect Thor's Hammertime.

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