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Jake Gyllenhaal and Joaquin Phoenix are The Sisters Brothers

We're not judging, but one of these men seems way more likely to kill you than the other. (Photo: Mike Pont/Getty Images, Steve Granitz/Getty Images)
We're not judging, but one of these men seems way more likely to kill you than the other. (Photo: Mike Pont/Getty Images, Steve Granitz/Getty Images)

Jake Gyllenhaal and Joaquin Phoenix don’t look that much alike, but they do share a certain weird-eyed, haunted intensity which you could potentially confuse for a familial trait. Hence, presumably, their casting together in The Sisters Brothers, Jacques Audiard’s upcoming adaptation of Patrick DeWitt’s 2011 slacker Western.

Gyllenhaal and Phoenix will play Eli and Charlie Sisters, a pair of assassins plying their bloody trade in the Old West. Variety doesn’t make it clear who’ll be playing who, but logic and/or typecasting suggests that Gyllenhaal will play Eli, the gentle, oral hygiene-obsessed dreamer to Phoenix’s cold-hearted killer Charlie. The two will star opposite John C. Reilly, who’s also producing, and who was responsible for acquiring the rights to DeWitt’s book.

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