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Jessica Biel may kill your computer

The AP is reporting that a security-technology company called McAfee Inc. has determined online searches for Jessica Biel are apparently the most dangerous of all possible celebrity web searches. According to the company, fans (i.e., dudes looking for racy photos) have a 20 percent chance of ending up on a website designed to harm their computers. 

The other celebrities hell bent on destroying your laptop, in order: Beyoncé, Jennifer Aniston, Tom Brady, and Jessica Simpson. Last year's McAfee report had Brad Pitt as the most lethal search term—which is odd, because he's the one with a new movie out, and Biel is currently in a Pilates class somewhere.

The AP report notes that Barack (No. 34) and Michelle Obama (No. 39) are relatively safe. 

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