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Ladies, the next American Pie movie needs your breasts

While most of the original cast has agreed to return to the official canon continuation of the American Pie saga, American Reunion, producers are taking pains to ensure that the film isn’t purely a nostalgic cash-in, but that it also upholds the series’ long tradition of discovering and molding new talent. With that in mind, if any actresses would like to come and get their tits out, here’s an open casting notice for you:

“Kara is the sweet girl next door you used to babysit… now she’s a senior in high school and a full blown hottie. We are looking for someone funny, smart and beautiful to be a part of this next installment of the ‘American Pie’ franchise. Upper frontal nudity is required.”

Should young hopefuls find the idea of playing the token topless lust object a debasing way to break into the business, consider one name: Shannon Elizabeth. (Then Google “Shannon Elizabeth.”)

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