what the hell happened to what’s happening with actress Lara Flynn Boyle will soon find out, repeatedly and in exhaustive detail, when the former star of Twin Peaks, The Practice, and Las Vegas returns to television in her very own reality show for E! Deadline reports that the network who previously revealed the untold depths of Denise Richards and exposed the government’s sinister Kardashian Project will do the same for Boyle, shadowing her as she splits her time between married life in Texas with her real estate investor husband and her “Hollywood-centric lifestyle in Bel Air,” where legend says she still makes the occasional movie, like this year’s Cougar Hunting. The show is as-yet untitled, so feel free to make silly and/or cruel suggestions below, like Boyle-ing Point! Twin Peaked! Lara Flynn Boyle: I Dated Jack Nicholson Once! The Ostensibly Hollywood-centric Lifestyle Of Lara Flynn Boyle! And so on.
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