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Larry King planning stand-up comedy tour

Larry King has announced that he would like to do a live comedy tour once he lobs his last CNN softball on Dec. 16, telling New York magazine, “I’m funny. I’m going to do stand-up. That’s what I love.” Hopefully you can look forward to more observational bon mots like these, as well as the filthiest dick jokes involving foreign dignitaries you’ve ever heard in your life.

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