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Let's all enjoy the mean things the real chefs said about Guy Fieri and Rachael Ray

The roast of the roasters

Last night saw the roast of chef/TV personality (or is that the wrong way around?) Anthony Bourdain, which included his arch-nemesis Guy Fieri and food's arch-nemesis Rachael Ray, among other folks. (Gilbert Gottfried, Artie Lange, Eric Ripert, Mario Batali, etc.) Grub Street has gathered 22 of the night's best quotes, so you can go read them all. Here's a taste:

"You can’t top Anthony’s love for exotic food. Anthony will never forget the time he ate sheep’s testicles but he was probably too drunk to remember the time he ate Guy Fieri’s."  — Mario Batali

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